Was not me

by Jayne
(UK)

Tetley is a cat from the rescue centre, but he does not know that, and from the moment he came to our house he totally took over. Just briefly to tell you what our tet has done in his short time living with us...

Fell down the toilet head first, (I grabbed his back legs and pulled him out). Got stuck behind the washing machine (hubby had to pull all the kitchen out). Decided he didn't like how upstairs was decorated, so he has started stripping the wallpaper in all three bedrooms !!!!. Then to top it all off (hubby's now on prozac) My husband was painting the bathroom (big tub of paint ,get the picture) Our tet is sat on the window ledge casting a critical eye on the paint colour etc.

So hubby's phone rings, and he turns his back for seconds, what does my daft cat do!!!. He jumps into the paint pot, tips it over, (bathroom covered in paint) does a cat skiddy thing, then runs downstairs (dripping paint all the way) I hear the selective words that my hubby is shouting upstairs, and see a cat running all over the house covered in emulsion paint. (Thank god it wasn;t gloss). I eventually grab the cat, throw him in the sink and try and swill him down, by then I am covered in paint and so is my kitchen. Hubbys still upstairs having a nervous breakdown. About three hours later we had all calmed down (several drinks helped). So now hubbys prob gonna divorce me, I have to join alchoholics anonymous, but just look how cute our tet is. (my baby)